Settle down, I don’t think so. Wandering and fighting are in my blood.
I need to sell this b*tch.
Being in this monstrosity of an apartment complex with all these uniquely crazy tenants is having a negative affect on me. My system is so out of whack I’m taking extra doses of fish oil pills every damn day.
Darkolicious and Yellowlicious are at it today but they better not f**k up my sell.
The crazy dog’s need to stand statue still will keep her in line. That’s one good thing.
Box Set Available! These short stories are loosely woven but can be enjoyed alone. This series is for people who like short, humor-filled dramas.
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Warning: You’ll find a French bulldog with lots of issues, adult language, politically incorrect characters, and violence. This story could be offensive to some…or a lot of people.
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